Paddock Rumors
•2 min read•By Dexter Deadman Dalton
Mercedes Unveils Toaster Chefs for Pit Lane Feast
Whispers from the paddock allege Mercedes hired toaster chefs to serve warm toast and waffle cones mid-race, because why not?
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Whispers from the paddock allege Mercedes hired toaster chefs to serve warm toast and waffle cones mid-race, because why not?
Sources whisper that Ferrari has secretly equipped drivers with AI helmets that drive the car, leaving mechanics to argue with Siri on pit wall.
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